Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Nine Hills!!

SCENE 1:

She goes to a nice liquor shop( as the girls can walk easily it is in supermarket)  buys herself a bottle of Nine Hills and comes back.. as they are leaving for a trip and they need wine...

SCENE 2: 

She walks again in the same shop and asks for one Nine hills and another Rivera as she likes Nine Hills and her husband likes Rivera..

Young Man: Lady if you buy two bottle of nine hills i will give you two wine glasses for free.. 
Lady: I am buying two wines one is Rivera and another is nine hills see if you can give me glasses with this.. a spontaneous reply as always she gives...
Young Man: okay take it.. 

she walks out of the shop with a triumph on her face and goes to the car where her husband is waiting and surprised him with glasses..

SCENE 3:

She walks  again today the same shop...

Lady: Two Bottles of Nine Hills, is your scheme for two free glasses on.. 
Salesperson: Yes Madam, give me 1100/- 
Lady: No you are wrong, i have bought Nine Hills twice earlier and paid 450/-  per Bottle... 

This time the owner who is standing besides lady turns and tells her, Mam i will show you the list and you will pay me for the previous ones also..

Lady: No i will not pay for the previous one but surely have a look at your price list.. 
So with full confidence on him he opens the list and guess what is the price on it... yes you are right 450/-  The lady with a smile on her face tells the owner now give me two bottles for 900/- .. 

The owner tells the sales person to do the same, cuts the price with his pen and make it 550/- and the lady again comes out with a triumph and laughing a lot.. :)

and she is happily narrating the incident to her brother who just met her outside the shop... 

32 comments:

sangeeta said...

ha ha......hilarious ....so how many glasses got collected??

Nona said...

Shmmaarrt lady. :)

If you go for buy 2 more Nine Hills, you will a set of 6 wine glasses. :)

Neha said...

hahahaha, smart chick...and guys think we girls are dumb..:D

Apanatva said...

wow good one !

Apanatva said...

wow good one !

SG said...

Nice one. Any wine story, I love it. I am glad the shopkeeper gave at Rs.450 per bottle and then changed the price on the list.

A learner said...

Thats so dumb on the part of shopkeeper.. !!

Antarman said...

Smart one ! Whenevr I find any such schem where the product I am buying I use regularly and the free item is also worth it, I always buy bulk..like once there was a katori with tea pack, so I bought 6 packs at a time, because tea I anyway use, and katoris will be useful only in 6 nos.)

Nazish Rahman said...

haha...nice!!

sm said...

lol
nice one

SG said...

Please visit my blog and find out what was that mysterious object in that photo. I have given the answer. I think that may come in handy for you (I guessed it after reading this post.)

Tomz said...

brilliant, but who is the protagonist? yourself? or is it just a fiction?

~Lopa said...

hehe cool, see this is today's wprld, if we dont speak, only we suffer ;)

btw when bottle costed 450/- why owner tells saleds person to give two for 900/- but cuts the price with his pen and makes it 550/- ??
So Next time he can claim he is right and it is for 1100/- ?? :-/

Varsha Shrote said...

That's smart! Yeah, males always underestimate a female's calculating ability!
Good one! Was the wine good??

ZB said...

nice one....Smart.:)

Rush said...

then..then wat happens?? this was ekdum interesting and u stopped...i want more rounds of nine hills ;))

and wats on 7th..break the suspense Swa!!

Kavi said...

Very smart indeed ! Very smart !

Vivek Patwardhan said...

I read a quote in Infosys: "we trust God, all others must present data."

The lady just told us why so, by her action.

Vivek

NeHa said...

:D

awesum...
smartness personified!!!

The Holy Lama said...

Hic. Splendid. I want to go shopping wine with the girl Hic

Mama Zen said...

Nice job!

NeHa said...

lol.... :)
very smart....

♥ Braja said...

Only in India :)

Is Nine Hills red or white?

Swati said...

neat!!

The Holy Lama said...

I thought I commented on this one before asking the services of the lady to go shopping

Tomz said...

good one...but what makes u away from blogger nowadays?

Swatantra said...

Tomz: Something very special.. check out my next posts.. you will know..

The Holy Lama: Let me know when u need to go... the lady will accompany you..

Swatantra said...

Sangeeta: Four...

Swati: Thanks!!

Braja: It is red..

Swatantra said...

Nona: Thanks for the idea..

Neha: :)

Mama Zen: Thanks!!

Vivek: Thanks for the quote..

Kavi: Thanks for the compliment..

Rush: Thanks, the 7th suspense is open now..

Swatantra said...

Nona: Thanks for the idea..

Neha: :)

Mama Zen: Thanks!!

Vivek: Thanks for the quote..

Kavi: Thanks for the compliment..

Rush: Thanks, the 7th suspense is open now..

Swatantra said...

Apanatatva: Thanks!!

Neha: Girls are always more smart..

ZB: Thanks!!

SG: I am glad you liked this one also..

Lopa: Good one!!

Varsha: Thanks!!

Nazish: :)

Sm: Thanks!!

Apanatva said...

many many happy returns of the day.
I am not able to leave comment on new post hence
here . My blessings are always with Sid .